“jiggling mounds of guano”

Really, what other way is there to say it?

Mr. Moneybags

moneybagsJeffrey has money he doesn’t want to spend.
He knows you’ll spend yours for him.
He loves Florida…..’s taxpayers.
The ones in MontrĂ©al didn’t buy his shtick
You’ll help him with a few dollars. Won’t you?